The Idiots’ Club

Four middle aged losers. Five dares. £10 million.

The last time Eric Gideon and Sean Heschmeyer were in the same place was the day of the accident. The day Eric’s dare landed Sean in hospital. The day The Idiots’ Club ceased to be. Now, exactly twenty years later, Sean is back but he’s nothing like how they remember him. After growing his family’s business into a corporate behemoth he’s amassed a huge personal fortune. He has everything money can buy. But money can’t buy everything… 

When former Idiots’ Club member, and serial bankruptee, Callum Jollie, receives a surprise invite to a Heschmeyer Industries VIP bridge opening he tries to persuade Sean to support his failing business. Sean agrees but there’s only one problem. His money comes with conditions. He’ll invest ten million but only if Callum can convince the other three members of The Idiots Club to complete five ridiculous dares in seven days. Not just any old dares either. Dares that Sean has purposely devised to destroy them. Oh, and they have to live stream them on social media for good measure.

Standing between the boys and the money are a narcoleptic ex-girlfriend, five disgruntled black-ops mercenaries, a World War Two bomb and some hat loving night monkeys, but they quickly discover success will come at a price. They must face up to their own personal failings and work as a team. Which, as it turns out, is a lot harder than stealing a lion.

The Idiots’ Club is the heart warming, ridiculous and laugh-out-loud novel from the author of ‘The End of the World is Nigh’. If you loved Caimh McDonnell’s ‘The Final Game’, Nick Spalding, Nick Hornby, and the film ‘Tag’ then this is for you.  

Read The Idiots’ Club today. Go on…I dare you!

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Best enjoyed with lashings of Baba Ghanoush and a lovely shot of Rosebank whiskey.